How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.