How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo