How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard