Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.