Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.