Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.