What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.