What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.