What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches