Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !