Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."