Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "