Cash Jokes

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."