Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.