Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.