What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You