What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.