What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.