What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.