Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls