Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.