Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV