What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.