What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.