What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV