What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban