Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word