Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.