Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son