What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.