What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper