Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!