What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.