What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium