Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!