What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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Avogadros

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Because they have so much Antimony!

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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We barium.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted