Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.