Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.