What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.