What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.