What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.