How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.