Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry