I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.