I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.