What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks