Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.