Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.