Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.