Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!