How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !