Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.