Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.