Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.