Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.