Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.