What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

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What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.