Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !