Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(