Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!