Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.