Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!