What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.