How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.