Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !