Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.