Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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