What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!