What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.