Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.