What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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I put the wrong socks on today.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.