Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Sir, this is a coffin.
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
