Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!