Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!