Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!