Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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raisin bran

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!