Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.