Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."